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Elon Musk has finally enlightened us on why the Tesla Robotaxi prefers to tuck itself in and go to sleep before the streetlights flicker on, and spoiler alert: it’s not because the cars are afraid of ghosts.
According to the techno-optimist-in-chief, the primary obstacle keeping autonomous Teslas off the road at night is their sudden, existential struggle to spot tiny animals in the gloom. Specifically, Musk highlighted the terrifying threat of “grey kittens on grey tarmac.” It is a classic low-light, low-contrast nightmare that would give any vision-based AI an immediate migraine.
The Plot Thickens (and Darkens)
Let’s be honest for a second. Spotting a monochrome kitten on asphalt in the pitch black is a tough job even for human eyes—especially if you’ve spent the evening stubbornly refusing to wear your prescription glasses. But human drivers have something Tesla’s current fleet reportedly lacks when the sun goes down: a healthy appreciation for physics and a pair of eyes that didn’t just graduate from a weekend-long neural network seminar.
Musk’s nocturnal confession inadvertently shines a very bright spotlight on an elephant in the room. Or rather, a grey kitten on a grey road.
Enter the Ghost of Sensors Past
This humble feline dilemma happens to be the textbook definition of a weakness for camera-only systems. It is also, ironically, the exact kind of scenario where lidar and radar excel. Bouncing laser pulses or radio waves off objects doesn’t care if a kitten is wearing a stealth suit or happens to be the exact same shade of dreary grey as a municipal highway.
For years, Musk has treated lidar and radar like embarrassing family members at a wedding, famously dismissing them as “crutches” and a “fool’s errand.” He has preached the gospel of pure vision, arguing that if humans can drive with two biological cameras, autonomous cars should be able to do the same.
Except humans have a few advantages over Teslas. We have intuition, a brain that can infer context, and—crucially—we aren’t stubbornly stripping every extra sensor off our bumpers just to win a philosophical argument on social media.
Sleeping with One Eye Open
So, where does this leave us? The Tesla Robotaxi is currently working a bankers’ schedule, clocking out before the nightlife gets interesting. If Tesla wants these vehicles to operate 24/7 without turning city streets into a pixelated pinball machine for local fauna, Musk might eventually have to swallow his pride.
Until then, grey kittens everywhere can rest easy knowing that Elon Musk’s multi-billion-dollar autonomous empire is currently being held hostage by feline camouflage. And honestly? Game, set, match to the kittens.
Source reference: electrek
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