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If you have ever wanted to run an automated fulfillment center out of your spare bedroom, your surprisingly niche dreams are about to come true.
Ocado, the British online supermarket darling that famously taught refrigerators how to play 4D chess with automated grocery picking, is clearing out the attic. Ahead of the closure of its Erith distribution center, the company is putting its pride and joy—a fully functioning robotic grid-picking system complete with nearly a hundred scuttling bots—up on the market. It is like a garage sale, except instead of a used lawnmower and a box of old CDs, you are buying a small army of mechanical hive-mind workers.
The Ultimate DIY Warehouse Kit
Let’s be honest: assembling Ikea furniture on a Sunday afternoon tests the boundaries of human patience and marital harmony. Reconfiguring an enterprise-grade automated robotic grid to fit your own warehouse sounds like a great way to summon an ancient tech demon.
However, Ocado insists the system is modular. That means the buyer can take the whole setup—grid, bots, and presumably the existential dread of watching robots do your job better—and jigsaw puzzle it into their own facility.
Moving On From Erith
The sale coincides with the winding down of Ocado’s Erith fulfillment center. While shutting down a massive DC usually involves a lot of sad cardboard boxes and weeping staff, Ocado is turning theirs into an impromptu clearance event.
Think of it as the supply-chain equivalent of trading in your old car just because you fancied a new paint job, except the car is a multi-million-pound grid of grid-locked metal insects.
Why Buy New When You Can Buy Used?
Sure, you could write your own automation scripts in Python—because let’s face it, only absolute masochists use R for anything other than punishing themselves—and build a warehouse from scratch. Or, you could buy a pre-loved robot colony that has already worked out its technological angst.
Whether the buyer is an ambitious logistics startup or an eccentric billionaire looking for an elaborate way to sort their sock collection, this is a rare chance to own a piece of cutting-edge retail tech without paying factory-fresh prices. Just remember to feed your new robotic overlords a steady diet of electricity and Wi-Fi, or things might get awkward.
Source reference: thegrocer_co_uk
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